Quick Conversations with The Gentlemen, Vol. 15

Dear Friends,
It’s another Quick Conversation with The Gentlemen!  All the fun of The Two Man Gentlemen Band in ten lines or less!

The Scene:  A fan visits The Two Man Gentlemen Band merchandise table.

Fan: You guys are awesome!  How much for a CD?
Andy Bean:  Thanks!  For you, ten dollars.
Fan:  Oh.  That’s a bit more than I wanted to spend.
Andy Bean:
  That’s less than two beers!  And you can listen over an over again.
Fan:  Yeah, but beers are awesome.
Andy Bean:  I thought you said we were awesome.
Fan:  Yeah.  But, well, not as awesome as beers.
The Councilman:  He’s right, Andy Bean, we’re not as awesome as beers.

Now that’s the cold, hard truth, friends.  We hope you’ve enjoyed this quick conversation with The Gentlemen.

Yours very truly,
Andy Bean

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2 thoughts on “Quick Conversations with The Gentlemen, Vol. 15

  1. Ray Frensham says:

    Hey! THAT is the log-line for your next CD release: The Two Man Gentleman Band – AWESOME!…but not quite as awesome as beer, perhaps.

  2. Alvarino86 says:

    This is always a problem for me, and it verifies my assertion that I am a lousy supporter of Two-Man Music… I mean, there’s Spotify! I can’t make my computer produce fancy beer out of its screen just by clicking a button! You guys get paid a paltry sum of money for each TMGB song someone plays on Spotify… or so I’ve read.

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