It’s another Quick Conversation with The Gentlemen! All the fun of The Two Man Gentlemen Band in ten lines or less!
The Scene: A fan visits The Two Man Gentlemen Band merchandise table.
Fan: You guys are awesome! How much for a CD?
Andy Bean: Thanks! For you, ten dollars.
Fan: Oh. That’s a bit more than I wanted to spend.
Andy Bean: That’s less than two beers! And you can listen over an over again.
Fan: Yeah, but beers are awesome.
Andy Bean: I thought you said we were awesome.
Fan: Yeah. But, well, not as awesome as beers.
The Councilman: He’s right, Andy Bean, we’re not as awesome as beers.
Now that’s the cold, hard truth, friends. We hope you’ve enjoyed this quick conversation with The Gentlemen.
Yours very truly,