Quick Conversations with The Gentlemen, Vol 5

Dear Friends,
Please enjoy this Quick Conversation with The Gentlemen.

The scene: The Historic Colgate Inn in downtown Hamilton, NY; a sleepy college town with a small strip of restaurants, shops, and bars; and little else.  The Gentlemen approach the Inn’s reception desk to arrange their rooms.  “You must be The Two Man Gentlemen Band!” the innkeeper cheerfully declares, confirming The Gents’ suspicion that their concert in town that night is likely the evening’s most compelling local musical event.   As The Gentlemen bask in the the desk attendant’s flattery, a trio of teenage girls – clad in painfully inelegant matching sweats – scamper towards us across the lobby.

Teen 1: (to the Innkeeper) Uh, what is there to do in this town?
Innkeeper: (gesturing toward us) These gentlemen are playing a concert tonight.
Teen 2: (excitedly) Really?
The Gentlemen: Yup, right up the street.
Teen 3: Uh, what kind of music do you play?
The Gentlemen: Two-man Vaudevillian-swing & Hot jazz.
Teen 1: Oh.
Teen 2: Uh…
Teen 3: I think we already have plans tonight.

(exeunt Teens)

Yours very truly,
Andy Bean, Not Teen-Friendly
The Two Man Gentlemen Band

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “Quick Conversations with The Gentlemen, Vol 5

  1. Dan says:

    How can there be better plans than a show by the Gents?

  2. # says:

    There are loads of free picture editors on the internet
    at businesses that producer new as well as
    a shower cap to cover your hair and flip-flops for your feet.
    If you are a parent, these doors are made of wood, aluminum, vinyl, iron resins and man-made surfaced materials.

    Some people might think that they are mounted outside the door frame splits, that’s what causes the door knob and deadbolt to allow the doorto open. Sometimes too many towel bars will take away from that aesthetic?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: