Please enjoy this quick conversation with The Gentlemen.
Volume 4 – Outside The Councilman’s Home – Brooklyn, NY
The Gentlemen are divvying up the profits from a lengthy tour.
Andy Bean: Here you go, pal, [insert modest number] dollars.
The Councilman: That’s it?
Andy Bean: Yeah, that’s half.
The Councilman: So, how much do you get?
Andy Bean: I get the other half.
The Councilman: This blows.
Andy Bean: Huh?
The Councilman: We gotta form a union or something.
Andy Bean: But we own the band.
The Councilman: Union!
Andy Bean: I don’t think we can form a union.
The Councilman: Scab!
We hope you’ve enjoyed this quick conversation with The Gentlemen.
Yours very truly,
Andy Bean, Scab
The Two Man Gentlemen Band